things my friends say, vol. 9

Today's nugget, compliments of:

"Sooooo I seriously believe the cleaning lady at my office stole my banana. And I'm so broke....that this....is an issue."

When I lived in Koreatown I once had a minor breakdown because I dropped a bottle of spaghetti sauce, and knowing I couldn't afford another one, it was plain pasta for dinner.

And these are the best years of our lives. Right?

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