things my friends say, vol. 3

Today's nugget, courtesy of:

"Unfortunately, not-sober-at-work is something you can't fix. Sometimes I hope for an earthquake...people tend to let you leave then."

I could use an earthquake about now. Or Gatorade and some french fries. Let's be honest, I'm in no position to be picky.

Send sober thoughts and have a good weekend, my lovelies -

- J

1 comment:

  1. BAHAHAH I just saw this. Great photo to go with my nugget o wisdom there.