(sitting at a table, not talking but watching people walk by)

"Got a would-you-rather."

"Hit me."

"Would you rather be fat, bald, or Asian?"
(slight pause)

"Well.....what kind of Asian?"
(another slight pause)

"Let's say Korean."
(much longer pause)

".................Bald."
These are the moments you have when you're practically common-law married.
Happy weekend to all, be you fat, bald, Asian or otherwise.
-J
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