things my friends say, vol. 10

Today's nugget comes to us all the way from Thailand, compliments of:




"Last week I saw a ladyboy get baptized in the ocean by a guy wearing a hemp tunic with a bigggg marijuana leaf on the front. Reminded me of you."

This leaves me equally amused and mortified. I'm tempted to ask which part in particular conjured up thoughts of me, but I'm scared of the answer.


Happy Tuesday, cheeky monkeys. If you're in LA, run between the raindrops.


-JH