tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12895089252404738472024-03-12T22:24:22.607-07:00cabbages and kingssentence first. verdict afterwards.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger132125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289508925240473847.post-5921545823670758612012-11-12T16:05:00.001-08:002012-11-12T16:15:54.261-08:00kuya puti<br />
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Loosely translated, <i>kuya puti </i>means "uncle white-guy" in Tagalog. <br />
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I now respond to this, because it's what Ben's little nieces and nephews call me. The older ones call me Uncle Jeffrey, the title rarely dropped as dictated by culture and tradition. There are <i>ates</i> and <i>tatays</i> and many more, but Ben is a <i>kuya</i>, and by default I am now a <i>kuya</i> too.<br />
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I don't fully understand it, but I go with it.<br />
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I've been hearing it a lot more lately, because Ben's brother passed away last week. It was sudden and unexpected. Per tradition, nine days of prayer are held somewhere, and that somewhere is our living room. There's a makeshift shrine on our buffet where I've come to memorize parts of the Rosary, the Virgin Mary atop a spare bed sheet. <br />
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I don't fully understand it, but I go with it. <br />
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There are many milestones and events that form a long-term relationship, but no one talks about what happens when, together, you first encounter death. You're suddenly thrust into new territory and realize you're awkwardly unprepared - an emotional pop quiz on chapters you've both yet to read. You know eventually the darkness will give way to light, but you (naively?) hope to not make such a fuss the next time he doesn't replace the toilet paper. The lines of grieving blur, and on any given day it's unclear who is comforting whom.<br />
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You want to do everything but most of the time there's nothing you can do. You internally debate where to sit, what to say, how to be present while still allowing space, where's the sympathy card from "people who aren't blood related but swear they have every intention of getting some form of married eventually but for now are living in sin and didn't really know the deceased?"<br />
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Small anxieties, sure, but let's not pretend they don't enjoy coming out to play. <br />
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The one thing I've learned through all this is that we will be okay, which is as vague a description as it is deliberate. The disposable pans of food will slowly disappear from the fridge. The flowers will wilt, the doorbell will stop ringing, and we'll soon discuss when to get a Christmas tree. The holidays will be rough, but who are we kidding, when are they not? <br />
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Understatement of the week? This is hard. But this is not about me, a valuable lesson I'm slowly learning that goes far beyond this week. I don't know how to be a partner, a <i>kuya</i>, an emotionally stable person...I'm usually two for three at best. But I'm going with it. Doing my best, celebrating life - this emotional wound a fresh reminder that life is too short to proceed any differently. <br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289508925240473847.post-85195594589120003652011-12-09T14:46:00.001-08:002011-12-09T15:19:46.705-08:00<b><span style="font-size: large;">“You just do it. You force yourself to get up. You force yourself to put
one foot before the other, and God damn it, you refuse to let it get to
you. You fight. You cry. You curse. Then you go about the business of
living. That’s how I’ve done it. There’s no other way.”</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">-Liz Taylor</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;">(compliments of http://itsnotthatserious.tumblr.com/)</span> </span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Scraped the bottom this week, but no permanent damage was sustained. The combo of circumstance, time of year, and general chemical imbalance due to excessive holiday partying has begun the perennial assessment that goes along with pulling out a new calendar. But rest assured, things are good. All of the things. Tonight is the obligatory work party, where some people drink that shouldn't, and some don't that should, and I'll undoubtedly wake up tomorrow needing to apologize to at least one entire department. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Regardless, trying to stay mindful of Ms. Taylor's little white diamonds of wisdom. Gotta keep living. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Stay classy out there, and for fuck's sake take a cab. DUI's are decidedly not sexy. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">JH</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289508925240473847.post-63364535409738280622011-10-02T20:59:00.000-07:002011-10-02T21:05:33.555-07:00fall-ing<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_9efR-B-JQGWRX7spIU74AZbCjy_SCDsf39ekzbOaXO0ua_IXq6LX_QuDPmOxm6Qcu4YUsPPOKaS5rIBdFMAPNPw4npgTRHreIjVSGxIV16QOBLqtxC_3GmPUjtAH1c4OSHsr7H26HjwC/s1600/anyway.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 295px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_9efR-B-JQGWRX7spIU74AZbCjy_SCDsf39ekzbOaXO0ua_IXq6LX_QuDPmOxm6Qcu4YUsPPOKaS5rIBdFMAPNPw4npgTRHreIjVSGxIV16QOBLqtxC_3GmPUjtAH1c4OSHsr7H26HjwC/s320/anyway.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5659110836049685202" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.hamandheroin.com/">via</a><br /></div><br />welcome to october.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289508925240473847.post-71513269622750378972011-08-11T23:33:00.000-07:002011-08-11T23:48:44.775-07:00no but really<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkJqcWSF2pupqArXHaYVls4JUsbjuti-hQyGfcMMf6U10QpGJRSinem2kbdSNQ8IAwTsLBWMvuAuD1uDv2TlTA54sON_egwEIvvv_9VdeAFndEmWKN4zt5nDkGIqPJwMIOHJ0fyh0eiilp/s1600/mess.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 243px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkJqcWSF2pupqArXHaYVls4JUsbjuti-hQyGfcMMf6U10QpGJRSinem2kbdSNQ8IAwTsLBWMvuAuD1uDv2TlTA54sON_egwEIvvv_9VdeAFndEmWKN4zt5nDkGIqPJwMIOHJ0fyh0eiilp/s320/mess.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5639854416077005634" border="0" /></a>
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<br />This week has been a moderately-priced disaster, and I can't promise that one more straw of professional fuckery won't break this camel's back. BUT, that being said, I have Santa Monica, Big Lebowski Birthday Fest, and a visit from the parentals on the horizon. It's nice that even when it's bad, it's not that bad.
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<br />Yours in exhaustion,
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<br />J
<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289508925240473847.post-37347756689195325632011-07-19T20:52:00.001-07:002011-07-19T21:07:55.731-07:00I will never stop searching......for that one time when it is actually appropriate to tell a coworker to go fuck themselves.<br /><br />I deal with days like today with the utmost professionalism and maturity - I write passive-aggressive emails, sigh heavily, openly play Bejeweled for all to see, pout in meetings, use big words for no other reason than to be condescending, question authority when I know I'm in the wrong, and mutter lots of comments on the topic of how such a successful company can be so full of ass-hats.<br /><br />I am not what you'd call "proud" of Tuesday, July 19th, 2011.<br /><br />But not every swing is a home-run, right? You go home, you cool down, and you remember that you're going to the Giant's day-game tomorrow on your work's tickets instead of actually doing your job.<br /><br />Oh, and whiskey.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3fewZogH4Ckm1Jm9NIFXyR08NpmLDtt78Kj1N0sZ2QWzz_JI48b5ChAzRTj2Kiw5zMEV_OM7-ETwgQFCMw75zKn9OObBib1O_9vMDwb1cUJFERU_Q19-5ULKHoQ7Rtdxv5_uUzTM-giy8/s1600/whiskey.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 306px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3fewZogH4Ckm1Jm9NIFXyR08NpmLDtt78Kj1N0sZ2QWzz_JI48b5ChAzRTj2Kiw5zMEV_OM7-ETwgQFCMw75zKn9OObBib1O_9vMDwb1cUJFERU_Q19-5ULKHoQ7Rtdxv5_uUzTM-giy8/s320/whiskey.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5631280939983983986" border="0" /></a><br /><br />It helps too.<br /><br /><br /><br />Don't let the man get you down,<br /><br />JUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289508925240473847.post-69010299471732573432011-06-22T22:15:00.000-07:002011-06-22T23:57:23.888-07:00nuptials and knivesI got a new knife last week.<br /><br />To clarify, I did not go to the knife store with all my knife knowledge and pick out the latest in knife technology. I was a groomsman in a wedding, and we six gentlemen were gifted knives.<br /><br />I very clearly have no need for a knife. I am not in prison, nor do I often work slaughterhouses / the docks / mafia hits. I am but a common urban homosexual, and I need a knife like I need pleated khakis. But the knife was part of a bigger lesson from my Idaho adventure.<br /><br />The knife wasn't about me.<br /><br />I have now been to a fair amount of weddings, but this one involved two of my dearest friends and therefore hit quite close to home. I see them usually once a year, and at the risk of sounding disgustingly corny, every moment I get to spend with them is a treat. But when you go to a wedding where the invited guests equal a quarter of their hometown's population, one on one time is an elusive goal.<br /><br />Another groomsman that hadn't seen the couple for quite some time said it perfectly on our first night out. Noticing that I hung back when we all saw our buddy for the first time, he said "It's hard not to push everyone out of the way, isn't it? We all feel like we've earned a special spot in the moment."<br /><br />When the groom asked me to be in the wedding, we were washing dishes after the engagement party on a snowy Idaho night, and he stumbled through the question in the anti-climactic way only straight guys trying to convey something important can do. It was not a particularly poetic moment, but it was ours, and therefore special to me.<br /><br />During the wedding I did everything I could. I took the toasts while we adjusted our suspenders, I umbrella'd old people through the rain, and I helped the groom dry his pants when he had a wardrobe malfunction minutes before the ceremony. With the other fellow's words in the back of my mind, I did everything in my power to be the best groomsman possible.<br /><br />During the reception, after the meal but before the cake, I found myself dancing next to the groom, and it was mutually decided that a piss break was in order. Being males in a red state, we bee-lined for the door and found somewhat-secluded foliage mere feet from where they'd taken photos earlier in the day. As a wedding's worth of alcohol emptied before us, I said -<br /><br />"You good?"<br /><br />"Yeah, I'm good."<br /><br />And that's all I needed. To clarify, for this guy that's a fairly lengthy conversation. More importantly, I knew that him, and me, and the marriage, and the moment, and the people inside....we were all good. He probably would never give that instance a second thought, but for me it brought the peace I needed. The day was about him, and if he was good, then so was I.<br /><br />***<br /><br />I will probably never use that knife. But my friend gave it to me as a thank-you for standing beside him during what was arguably the most important day of his life, and for that I will always be honored. It was the best way for him to share his special occasion with us. That knife will continue to remind me that it's not about your life's place in the moment...it's about the moment's place in your life. Thankfully I was present for this moment, as it is one that I will truly never forget.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-C2IjjQXCAp574hXcGja3kNZzen0gMpZ-E0hKJ1NpNjYj2rI8WDGfLVMSXn7xMjSlEfyuHiS7R4iZ-XjF27wJu7k-1-5c4Q0DP7z1LV4eTxwRB4IVnn5CJDVhoJRLL1zObrkswrJ4lAnY/s1600/zk.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 217px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-C2IjjQXCAp574hXcGja3kNZzen0gMpZ-E0hKJ1NpNjYj2rI8WDGfLVMSXn7xMjSlEfyuHiS7R4iZ-XjF27wJu7k-1-5c4Q0DP7z1LV4eTxwRB4IVnn5CJDVhoJRLL1zObrkswrJ4lAnY/s320/zk.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5621290201273902722" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289508925240473847.post-45737778428559899182011-05-27T10:42:00.001-07:002011-05-27T10:44:07.568-07:00TGIF<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMicArSWDBWbeCufeb4PsgrHYc-I6R8CYoTyrQomG0LJtxyTfy7i8iYVL6RpG-sCX7fzhfxJq9ORLG4HIC8bJ5S5G3vHCckkszZCQ6n_m4JfXyZVfUJuOzRca38OQTFy-4Uet1-poGQjI6/s1600/tumblr_llu2r9oV3V1qffyx5o1_500.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 295px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611452862634004242" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMicArSWDBWbeCufeb4PsgrHYc-I6R8CYoTyrQomG0LJtxyTfy7i8iYVL6RpG-sCX7fzhfxJq9ORLG4HIC8bJ5S5G3vHCckkszZCQ6n_m4JfXyZVfUJuOzRca38OQTFy-4Uet1-poGQjI6/s400/tumblr_llu2r9oV3V1qffyx5o1_500.jpg" /></a> Smile. It's Friday.<br /><br />-J<br /><br /><div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289508925240473847.post-43659540372025387412011-04-26T22:52:00.000-07:002011-04-26T22:55:37.399-07:00mirror mirror<span style="font-size:180%;">"The difference between how you look and how you see yourself is enough to kill most people." - chuck palahniuk<br /><br /><br /></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289508925240473847.post-30308914971216100022011-04-18T22:30:00.001-07:002011-04-18T22:55:43.879-07:00and nothing but the truthI just spent fifteen minutes searching <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Facebook</span> for one particular post I received over a year ago because I needed to jumper-cable some emotion. It worked. I am currently fine being ten pounds overweight except for the fear of ruining Zach and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Kelsea's</span> wedding photos with a double chin. At least twice a day I go on the Virgin America website and price out trips. I am only obsessed with Virgin America because flying them makes me feel fancy. I feel tremendous guilt for not exercising, not capitalizing on a creative outlet, and not going home enough. I am more torn up by realizing I control all of these choices. At twenty-five years old I'm still very much learning how to let go. I'm not sure I'll ever learn. For the first time ever I'm choosing to repeatedly see the same individual in social settings and it has nothing to do with sex. This terrifies me. I maybe lied about it being the first time. The terrified though, that's true. I want to try <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Zumba</span>. I do not understand Excel spreadsheets, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Youtube</span> sensations, or anything regarding political unrest in the Middle East. I finally make enough money to fuck around, and it feels awesome. San Francisco may not be the greatest city on earth, but I'm convinced it's the greatest city for me. I want a dog but fear the commitment. See also: tattoo. I don't have insomnia but have a <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">subconscious</span> resistance to sleeping at night, leading to hours fruitless <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">internet</span> usage much like this. And porn. I am <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">consistently</span> reminded of how wonderful my life is, now more than ever. I miss a lot of people. I'm not sure what compels me to start, and alternately to stop, writing in any capacity.<br /><br />And that is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Or as close as anyone realistically gets anymore.<br /><br />How's THAT for an <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">entrance</span> back into the game?<br /><br />Lovingly serving up slop since 2003,<br /><br />JUnknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289508925240473847.post-40281644314785802692011-02-13T23:12:00.000-08:002011-02-13T23:27:22.990-08:00hearts and shitNot only did I lie alone in my bed in the dark on a Sunday night watching "Camp" on Netflix, but I also re-wound it to watch Vlad in the swimming scene at the end..........more than once. You don't even need to know this train wreck of a B-movie to know this was the most pathetic pre-Valentine's display of gayness in the history of time.<br /><br />I did however double-check to make sure I wasn't an actual pedophile, and the actor was 24 even though he was playing a high school junior. So in my mind that makes it less creepy.<br /><br />What's MORE creepy was I found his birthday when googling him to make sure I wasn't missing out on any questionable low-budget films he may have also made, including but not limited to any roles without pants.<br /><br />And THAT'S how I spent my Valentine's Eve.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">This post brought to you by the Committee to Make You Feel Better About Your Life In Comparison.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289508925240473847.post-48205996720126599622011-02-03T15:52:00.000-08:002011-02-03T15:54:29.701-08:00words to live by<div> </div><div>I still want this framed above my bed. Got to figure out a way to make that happen <div></div><br /></div><div></div><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 254px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5569615664390384738" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFwHeuLn-i0mXRGb7NSMUEQDuoEO6ok8DrqZBTw12YVbbMi5opZOoTg8dkAUuvdvs-4wGWb5xdJQiv5QFCPY1Z_l_g7H4GNaDGEUqKAHYD9lIHw9yrBqnBUXul5DP5doYClIhcQcNIM_Wj/s400/sunshine.jpg" /><br /><div></div><br /><div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289508925240473847.post-77679438859640544572011-01-30T14:28:00.000-08:002011-01-30T14:33:04.785-08:00the problem<span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><br />"So, what you're saying is that you have a problem that is totally your problem, but you'd like to find a way to make that problem my problem. But here's the problem, Newbie: it's not my problem."</span></span><br /><br />-<span style="font-style: italic;">scrubs</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289508925240473847.post-14584690768856168002011-01-23T22:07:00.000-08:002011-01-23T22:39:23.922-08:00wish you were here<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-cBH3NFY9isf2ZYKgVnK5_TZxZkUtN6EQljZnYLDAup1r0hby10Aps6x-DPkribM8pcrpL07iX3Pr5y-lrHmmkqSZjqjE_P-vu8z9rcAORtbEMTXz5HohugYivAeBAh4VndVRVpLc43jj/s1600/las-vegas-trips.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 218px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-cBH3NFY9isf2ZYKgVnK5_TZxZkUtN6EQljZnYLDAup1r0hby10Aps6x-DPkribM8pcrpL07iX3Pr5y-lrHmmkqSZjqjE_P-vu8z9rcAORtbEMTXz5HohugYivAeBAh4VndVRVpLc43jj/s320/las-vegas-trips.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5565630458427223362" border="0" /></a><br />Oh wait, I will be there. In twelve days. I'm even going to upgrade my flight so I can drink free champagne to excess 35,000 feet above the desert. And then, you know....glitter. And neon. And all sorts of delightfulness that I'll neither confirm nor deny takes place because the internets keep no secrets. This is why I wake up most Sunday mornings and fight with travel agencies on behalf of other people. Those lights. Right there.<br /><br />Speaking of places I'm about to be:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuu7__zZYIy9dhydJFflpxvO__AzqvTaD6-rbhZD1Jtc9IzEDwXomSlaGIYWlwjZtxGtcOUCGuiCLYmkGsaZOo5MuBv0rj1mSQCYKUeSGvr4LJRWAunESsj49ZmKCw17YrKKWegYZ6LKDg/s1600/presidio.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 212px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuu7__zZYIy9dhydJFflpxvO__AzqvTaD6-rbhZD1Jtc9IzEDwXomSlaGIYWlwjZtxGtcOUCGuiCLYmkGsaZOo5MuBv0rj1mSQCYKUeSGvr4LJRWAunESsj49ZmKCw17YrKKWegYZ6LKDg/s320/presidio.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5565632277633750034" border="0" /></a><br />See those buildings with the red roofs? Starting next month, I live in one. Fo' serious. If I can't motivate myself to run with all of that out my back door someone just needs to throw me off the bridge because I'd be a damn lost cause.<br /><br />Of course this officially ends my time in Neverland, because as of this weekend I'm back to paying rent and champagne over the desert will become fewer and far between, but that's okay. Give and take as always. Plus I think writing that monthly check won't hurt so bad when I realize it's paying for a dream come true.<br /><br />Speaking of dreams, it's night-night time. And a good week to all.<br /><br />-JUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289508925240473847.post-10253394742602739552011-01-23T01:10:00.000-08:002011-01-23T01:46:39.212-08:00by any other nameTonight there's an empty recliner. There's a bowling team with an incomplete roster, and a husband of 55 years with an incomplete life. A family without a mother, so on and so forth, you can list the absences for days but Rose isn't coming back to take her rightful place.<br /><br />Last night was not any more or less special than usual. I worked, I drank, I danced. I took a muscle relaxer and listened to my boss describe a conversation she had with her dead husband through a clairvoyant. I don't remember falling asleep, and am not entirely sure we were alone on the floor of her shabby studio apartment.<br /><br />It's weird how when you really love someone, you know even in one word when something is wrong. My mom left me a voicemail at 8:30am, and I rolled over to my boss with her dead husband maybe in the room, and said:<br /><br />someone died last night.<br /><br />Rose was not my grandmother. She was a loud Italian woman with a fondness for Indian casinos and a living room full of Frank Sinatra paraphernalia.<br /><br />What she is now, is gone. For me, processing death is like speaking a foreign language - I do my best, but when all is said and done I'm certain I've missed the point.<br /><br />She was not robbed of a full life, but that doesn't make it any easier. She was simply eating ice cream and then, she wasn't. I find myself wondering about her last words.<br /><br />Rose didn't know my middle name, nor I hers. She was one of many people that made a cameo appearance in my life, but in her passing I find peace and turbulence, sadness at the loss but joy in the life. Mostly I find myself wondering.<br /><br />Rest peacefully, Rose <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Carvelli</span>. I hope you find Frank and say hello and he's everything you imagined. You were his biggest fan.<br /><br />And you will be missed.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289508925240473847.post-80247644563015817362011-01-19T13:43:00.000-08:002011-01-19T13:50:05.240-08:00the sign of a good friendThey're always thinking of you:<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">"Gaggles of high school wrestling teams at SJC. I think I died and went to your version of heaven."</span><br /><br /><br />-text from AKUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289508925240473847.post-78508122061177521842011-01-06T23:11:00.000-08:002011-01-06T23:13:22.868-08:00horoscope<span style="font-size:130%;"><br />Although you may think that you are concentrating on your work, you're probably having a hard time preventing your thoughts from being carried away by the crazy schemes of your friends or coworkers. In fact, your attraction to the most outrageous ideas could actually be a reflection of your current boredom. Don't pretend that everything's fine if it isn't. Seek constructive ways to shake up your routine before you feel really stuck.</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">I've worked 14 hour days all week, and this comes up in my iGoogle. Woof.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289508925240473847.post-11504605599337928222010-12-30T00:05:00.001-08:002011-06-22T23:35:03.218-07:009Now that I'm back from Idaho, where I'm not fully convinced they even have <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">internet</span>...nine things about me.<br /><br />- I've always wanted to have fun hair. Badly. But now that its days are numbered, I'm just happy to have hair at all.<br /><br />- At one point or another of childhood I took swimming lessons, golf lessons, art classes, radio classes, and one day of vacation bible school where I cried so hard they gently told my grandma it was probably best I didn't return. Telling, very telling.<br /><br />- I generally don't think about outer space because it weirds me out.<br /><br />- The first song I ever <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">karaoked</span> was "Nothing Compares 2 U" by <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-error">Sinead</span> O'Connor.<br /><br />- I feel ashamed when I admit that I don't know how to drive a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">stick shift</span>.<br /><br />- If I ever adopt a boy, I already have the name picked out.<br /><br />- I generally despise movie theaters.<br /><br />- Everyone makes fun of the way I pronounce "measure"...and I still don't know how my way sounds any different.<br /><br />- The right shoe always goes on first. Not that I think it's good luck or anything. It just does.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289508925240473847.post-67991828709358021462010-12-26T11:19:00.000-08:002010-12-26T11:50:59.801-08:0010ten things for ten different people; you're so vain, you probably think this list is about you.<br /><br />(1) I know you hated 2010, but I think it set you up for an amazing 2011. I have faith, and I know you do too.<br /><br />(2) You are my favorite mistake.<br /><br />(3) Vienna waits for you, by Billy Joel. Listen, and then listen again.<br /><br />(4) I doubt I'll ever find a happiness like when we sit on the beach at sunset and talk about what we're thankful for.<br /><br />(5) Thank you for calling my bullshit, amongst a million other things.<br /><br />(6) Fly that freak flag, baby. Fly it high, fly it proud.<br /><br />(7) Life by and large sucks from 21-23. It gets better. Promise. Hunker down and stay the course.<br /><br />(8) You would never guess how much I look to learn from you.<br /><br />(9) Ecclesiastes 3:1<br /><br />(10) Do what you love, and fuck the rest.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289508925240473847.post-24014819105187842942010-12-26T11:07:00.000-08:002010-12-26T11:19:02.530-08:00last call for the bandwagonTrue story? I love this shit. It's masturbation into the cyberspaces (even more so than usual blogging), and hearkens back to the days of MYSPACE SURVEYS, and don't EVEN pretend like you weren't obsessed with them. Mine might not be in perfect succession, as I'm bouncing around the west for the next ten days with little to no internet, but it'll get finished. Thank you RC/RD/CC for the inspiration. I reserve the right to modify as I see fit, because some of these feel redundant:<br /><br />Day 1 - 10 things you'd like to say to 10 different people<br /><br />Day 2 - 9 things about yourself<br /><br />Day 3 - 8 ways to win your heart<br /><br />Day 4 - 7 things that cross your mind a lot<br /><br />Day 5 - 6 things that you wish you'd never done<br /><br />Day 6 - 5 people that mean a lot, in no particular order<br /><br />Day 7 - 4 turn offs<br /><br />Day 8 - 3 turn ons<br /><br />Day 9 - 2 smiley faces that describe your life at the moment (<em>author's note: yeah, no)</em><br /><br />Day 10 - 1 confession<br /><br /><br />This is so much better than doing work, i.e. why I opened my computer to begin with.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289508925240473847.post-47357098018756042992010-12-22T19:34:00.001-08:002010-12-22T19:54:18.657-08:00double negativesI don't have much to say about the holidays.<br /><br /><br />Not in a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Grinchy</span> way. I still love me some Christmas. But I'm spent. I have a week's worth of beard and bags under my eyes. I haven't slept more than five hours in I don't know how long. There is a beautifully decorated tree downstairs, candles and fire lit, festive <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">hors</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">d'oeuvres</span> and the casual chatter of a girl scout troop reunion, and I'm holed away upstairs, watching free porn clips while haphazardly packing for a ten day trip.<br /><br />I'm not joking about any of that, by the by. Most notably the girl scout party and the porn.<br /><br />I'm not <span style="font-style: italic;">not </span>excited to go home. Home, and engagement party, and New Year's Bash. Don't take this the wrong way. I'm simply, as the French probably don't say, <span style="font-style: italic;"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">le</span> tired</span>.<br /><br />I want no Blackberry. I want no schedule requests, I want no fake-pleasant-work voice, I want no movement, I want no nothing. I want to go to a forgotten beach with a book and Ziploc of the painkillers associated with a major surgery.<br /><br />Not the little Ziploc either. We're talking freezer bag.<br /><br />I'm not <span style="font-style: italic;">not</span> happy. But I need a few deep breaths. Full time-out, charged to the home team.<br /><br />I don't need to remember how perfectly absurd and wonderful my life is, because I think about it every day.<br /><br />Forget the two front teeth....all I want for Christmas is more of the same.<br /><br />And to me, it doesn't not make sense. And that's all that matters.<br /><br />Merry Christmas,<br /><br />JUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289508925240473847.post-40202267005837917612010-12-16T22:24:00.000-08:002010-12-16T22:33:15.175-08:00less is moreIt was recently brought to my attention that I've been writing less and simply posting more pictures. Alright, true story. Part of it is the fact I now work fourteen hour days and effort above and beyond staying awake is monumental. Part of it is the natural ebb and flow of my forever-unsteady emotional expressions. And above all else, it's the fact I believe in less being more, and for the here and now a simple post seems to relieve more stress than a messy brain dump.<br /><br /><br /><br />Por ejemplo:<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 301px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5551534295365426690" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXh47xJzbjBAAFp8uB80l8byaGwvSb_MCj-7u_Ay9Hub0S0AB2BAxNN2-X1bfnXpQQq5MKvzmYJh7iclqgKUDl3hVPJ0CsmAgHUkCqgNknlfgah5INQvCYvm3yGKQBmXciXx-PGz4vJAMr/s320/tumblr_lbe925wy6P1qbljveo1_500.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><br />On the homestretch...I need Christmas, an Ambien, and a few deep breaths.<br /><br /><br />Namaste -<br /><br />JUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289508925240473847.post-54703927292345202942010-12-12T17:56:00.000-08:002010-12-12T18:00:54.211-08:00delirious<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgK80aa9P-GR2RRV3RPGhWhG4mDtcjRgeVYmqBcDlhdzJw0B39rzzEJmUHNE7RPZg-5Re_0y3MkOrPYMW4fk9_QpBFswZCFkMEEkeDTwuC_WKcJP7MBSfQ0Gmu5VouLRu8ZVePnIEXS_BGq/s1600/delirium.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 251px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5549980523356703970" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgK80aa9P-GR2RRV3RPGhWhG4mDtcjRgeVYmqBcDlhdzJw0B39rzzEJmUHNE7RPZg-5Re_0y3MkOrPYMW4fk9_QpBFswZCFkMEEkeDTwuC_WKcJP7MBSfQ0Gmu5VouLRu8ZVePnIEXS_BGq/s320/delirium.jpg" /></a><br /><div></div><br /><div>I had some. </div><br /><div>It is now officially Christmas. </div><br /><div>Game on. </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289508925240473847.post-15757534873550703962010-12-11T21:15:00.000-08:002010-12-11T21:22:13.557-08:00Not you, Hugh Grant. You go home.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHDpEgSWgx1YiyaciMkQryXn6sPGtRbIigL3ZwE8XX1taNS-079_kZNFh1m3t88nrrf-45w1Oh0VRPZc8bF6cByIxX3fE-vPV_0o181ymUiUje9ZXsw0JEaQSu3QcAqxdSVfSBYaMB-kvB/s1600/tumblr_ktyjqpwawu1qzun17o1_500.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 214px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5549660327430700898" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHDpEgSWgx1YiyaciMkQryXn6sPGtRbIigL3ZwE8XX1taNS-079_kZNFh1m3t88nrrf-45w1Oh0VRPZc8bF6cByIxX3fE-vPV_0o181ymUiUje9ZXsw0JEaQSu3QcAqxdSVfSBYaMB-kvB/s320/tumblr_ktyjqpwawu1qzun17o1_500.jpg" /></a><br /><br />I'm feeling the need to watch this movie, this scene in particular, and not just because it's <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">seasonally</span> appropriate.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289508925240473847.post-51712449901721159092010-11-27T11:51:00.000-08:002010-11-27T12:28:24.890-08:00hair today, gone tomorrowI got my hurrrrr did yesterday.<br /><br /><br /><br /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5544320418894536546" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgM2bXZVFwTtPx8qILIalKXCy4Ozw29hPAa9RTsFd9b-b8ZUV_7EkAdWpy9mclJReN9gVXtLuXBt3JIuzelvFXQi-zo8c6FR1yx18tzOgYWVUs4VRr-gd7fGxghJPHzJHIjqIVOsd0BJj_f/s320/Barber_Shop_003.jpg" /> <p align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;">not exactly.</span></p><p align="center"> </p><p align="left">Continuing the 2010 trend of trying new things, I went to a real salon. The kind of place where they bring you beer, massage your scalp, and display spray-painted art on the wall that resembles a fancified vulva. This is a drastic departure from the processed plastic hell that is my typical Supercuts experience. Having had the same hair style since Clinton's first term, I thought it was high time to try something new. </p><p align="left">I am not necessarily proud of the fact that my definition of breaking the mold is underwhelming to most. I rarely change my order, let alone eat somewhere I've never tried, but I am how I am. And I maintain that there are worse ways to get a thrill than walking a different route to work. </p><p align="left">But back to the hair. In a complete departure from character, I just told the man to do something. Anything. I am about as hip as a tape deck, so my concept of what is currently cool should never be trusted. </p><p align="left">So he did something different. Not multiple colors or layers by any means, but a noticeable difference. And I feel fun! And fresh! And I bought real product (although he didn't completely sell me on the necessity of a hair dryer)! Overall I'm quite pleased.</p><p align="left">And a little ashamed I don't let go more often.</p><p align="left">This has been my realization over the holiday break. Sometimes you just have to fuck it. I'm tired of "Ohdeargodbutwhatif..." So what? Hair grows back. Life goes on. </p><p align="left">I spend too much money on good champagne for turkey day. But it was damn tasty, and I got to share it with some of my nearest and dearest. And after I type this, I'll probably never think about how much it was again. But I'll remember that it was good, and that makes it worthwhile. And that's all that matters. There's a vast, vast amount of things and places and people I won't get to experience before I die, for a variety of reasons, and I think that's true of everyone. Might as well try as much as possible, whenever possible. And if it sucks, you don't do it again. But at least you tried.</p><p align="left">So I didn't hike Malaysia, or eat exotic roots, or tattoo stars above my hoo-hah. But I like remembering that steps, no matter are small, all move you in the right direction.</p><p align="left">Lather, rinse, repeat - </p><p align="left">J<br /></p><div align="center"></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1289508925240473847.post-14814492155661491412010-11-21T23:08:00.000-08:002010-11-21T23:30:38.401-08:00just don'tRant nuggets, now 100% white meat:<br /><br />-Do not assume that because you are Sally Sunshine at 6am that everyone else is too. I apologize, overly-exuberant middle aged couple, but I do not have a life boner over being at the Sacramento airport before dawn.<br /><br />-Do not lose your shit at work. This is a big one, and I came dangerously close to violating my own rules on Friday. Instead, step outside, smoke the hell out of a Parliament, do your work, and get the fuck out. Then, by all means, lose your shit. But until you're a safe distance away, never let 'em see you cry.<br /><br />-Do not make excuses. I for one smell that stink a mile away. Make an informed decision, stand by it, and if you were wrong, own up. I'm starting to think the entire world needs to grow a pair.<br /><br />-Do not say there isn't time. There's always time if you make something a priority.<br /><br />-Do not put so much as a Hershey's fucking Kiss in front of me, because I am officially pudgy. Balls.<br /><br />- Do not forget to be thankful. Not just this week, every goddamn day. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Fo</span>' real.<br /><br /><br />WHEW.<br />That feels good.<br />Something more positive in the near future, promise.<br /><br /><br />Can I get a "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">hellz</span> yes" for the short week?<br /><br />-JUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0